Joke for today?

[Goose]

Very funny Fishpart.

Four wealth brothers are discussing what they got their old loving mother for X-mas. The first says....I got a great big house, the second says...I got her a Caddilac 7000ZX, the third brother got a 150,000 home theater and the fourth brother got her this very talented parrot, he paid 12 preists, $150,000 each to teach the parrot to resite the bible, it took 12 years but this parrot could resite any verse.

The old lady loved all her gifts and sent thank you notes to all her sons. The first said...."thank you for the house but I'm old and can't get around I only use one room." The second said "Thank you for the car but no longer drive I don't leave the house." The third said...."Thanks you for the theather but I can't hardly see or hear well anymore its very difficult for me." And the last said....." Thank you dearest son, I never eaten a chicken that taste as good as the one you sent!