The only funny DD story I have is when they opened a new DD near my old place of employment, I stopped in and picked up a dozen donuts and a Box-O-Joe for the guys that worked for me. Well this girl at work, who's dumber than a fence post, see's the donuts and she's salivating over them. I very nicely explained to her that I bought them for my guys but if she wanted some, she should run right down to the new DD's right away. I told her that for a short time that day everyone that went in there and said, "Aack, aack-a-daack, a dozen from the back" got the dozen free. Well,........she came back to work about 20 minutes later with steam coming off her ears she was so mad.
She said all them foreigners just kept staring at her as she kept repeating it, speaking whatever language they spoke and laughing their arses off at her.
I don't think she's ever gone back into that place since.
sorry, I forgot this was a grumpage thread.
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