Aah Hooters.
Now listen, ya know I have this great idea but I just can't seem to convince anyone with the bucks to get on board and back this - so I'll share it with you guys.
I'm thinking of a place called Peckers.
You got the same kind of food and stuff as Hooters, BUT you got these young stud guys (kinda like us) waitering.
Instead of the OWL, you got the Woodpecker.
So ya see, all the WOMEN want to go there, cause, well the same reason we all like Hooters.
Now, once the women start going there - the men start going there for the women.
For ya know it EVERYONE"S going there.
And Old Billybob's sitting back countin his money and selling franchises from his boat in the islands!
Whatdya think
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