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Old 10-25-2001, 12:11 PM   #11
Flounder
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Talking Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

Mama Skunk had two baby boys, IN and OUT.
Whenever IN was in, OUT was out.
Whenever OUT was in, IN was out.
One day, when OUT was in, Mama told him:
"Go find your brother, IN, and tell him to come in.
OUT went out, and returned with his brother almost immediately.
"Goodness, that was fast" said Mama Skunk, "how on earth did you find him so quickly?"
"Easy Mama", OUT replied, "IN stinked"!

(That smell could be low tide, or it could be just a fart in your waders, but if it smells like Apricots, DON'T leave the beach!)

I hope SOMEONE recognizes the Apricot reference!

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