Trust me John, if I had had a camera with me - and I didn't - there would have been very little embellishment necessary.
Besides, the little woman wouldn't mind anyway...yeah, right
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.