The Longest Thread in History

[OX]

16. Your Easter clothes always came from Shartenberg’s or The Outlet. Boys sometimes got their suits at Saltzman’s. Denise Cheltra and the Apex parkinglot(1969).

17. You lost your cherry in the back seat of dad’s 75 Monte Carlo at the Rustic Drive-In. HMMMMMMMM.

20. You remember the FEI Club and Busty Russell. As well as the El Morocco. Who could not remember Woonsockets finest?

22. You know how to play Hi-Lo-Jack. A Pitch Tourney in CentralFalls(see 16).

25. You think that New Yorkers actually eat orange hot dogs with ground hamburger on top. Nick's or NewYorkLunch.

48. If you live in certain areas of Providence, or in Lincoln, North Providence or Johnston, you remove your hat whenever Sinatra singing “My Way” comes on the radio. And you know when you order a plain pie at Caserta's, not to go back and say "Hey you forgot the cheese!".

Thanks for the memories!

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Is this about the most posts in the thread or longest.......nevermind.........dumb question time.

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...Alright fellers!!!!!!!!......

.....so where are the ladies??...

Fisherwoman?....Jenn?....

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....OX, I was just wondering that myself....

...there sure are some loooooooooong posts on here.....
maybe we should cut the jokes in half.....the joke on one post, the punchline on the other....increasing the number of posts...

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Or we could use this thread as a "Chatroom".....


.....John, how does this effect the server??....


doesn't this "BOG" it down?....I'm so Green!!!... >>>>>>

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how about the most posts in the shortest amount of time

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bro crab you still here???

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..I LOVE THE JOKES THOUGH!!!!

....Copy and Pastem' right into my joke folder!!!....

...thanks fellas.....

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i hear ya on the jokes, had some really good chuckles tonight. still have a few more. just don't want to get spanked think i'm gonna wait till i see where the line is drawn.

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YA MON!!......I'm here.....

.....hey, Red.....wasn't that one of the Greatest SuperBowls you ever seen?....

....not that it had anything to do with the fact that it was the Patriots....

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AAAAh.......a quick F5 to refresh the screen.....and I'm off to the races again......


.......Hey, I went with my honey....to Foxwoods this past weekend.... I like to gamble....unfortunately ....(for fun mainly of course... )

....I promised her I'd stay away from the tables....She wanted to try Bingo for the first time...I laughed about it, but.....it actually was fun.....The odds aren't bad.

.. Meaning, you pay your $20 entry fee....and you play for about 4 hours....with the chance of winning a Grand prize of $25,000....and a bunch of $5,000---down to $1,000 pots.....

......all in all.....it was A-OK!!!.....

and then.......yep, there's more...

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the whole season was FAN tastic, the last 4-5 games were incredible. the emotion that this team brought out in me was insane. my wife and i screamed, cried, and i think i almost hurled once during the raiders game. i'd have to say the closest thing i can relate it too would be my first daughters birth, or the first deer i shot.

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...There's also a certain Bingo game.....where the winner gets to go into a telephone booth-type chamber.....thats like a wind tunnel.....with $$$$$$$cash flying around everywhere....

.....heres the catch, after you catch the bills flying around in the booth, you have to force them through a slot in one of the panes, and the slot isn't that wide....so you can't force too many bills through at once......


......GUESS WHO WON THAT GAME???....


...a Seventy year old woman!!!.....nothing against that, but...... ...it always seems to happen that way...


.....psssssst...she didn't catch many Bills.....

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...not too sound too girly about the SuperGame!!!......

..but I actually felt tears rolling down my cheeks, just talking about it !!!...(speakin of emotions)....


.....I was Hoarse up until Tuesday!!!.....kinda felt like I had flu like symtoms...

.....lotta yellin and screamin!!

.....Yaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooo!!!!!!......

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C'mon Red.....keep up!!! ....

....I'm out-postin' ya......

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welllll, 4 am comes early, and i am so backed up at work. been fighting off a stupid stomach virus my kids brought home from school. could have only imagined what it would have been like if i had gotten inside that money tube. gotta be a system for grabbin the dough. pee on it so they don't want it back....

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i'll be high from the pats for quite a while. heard the season opener is gonna be a monday night game against the steelers

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...To finish up my Foxwoods trip.......

....we had gone up with another couple....

....neither of us had any luck with the Bingo, but on the way out....my friends wife asked if I minded if she dropped 6 single dollar bills...in a slot machine....

..... of course I didn't mind, seeing a chance to do a little more gambling myself.....


....GOOD THING!!!!.....we both walked out winners!!!....she played a quarter machine....and won back enough money to cover the Bingo fees...and the Buffet.....for her and her hubby

....and I got lucky too....I sat at a Dollar machine, won enough to cover my expenses for the night......plus $30

.....I left a satisfied man, ...well you know what I mean. I WAS THE SATISFIED MAN!!....I didn't mean, "left a man" like I was talking about another man....ummm....YOU GOT IT RIGHT?..

....ok, enough on this post.....

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.....Red, funny you mentioning a stomach virus....


...it ran through a bunch of my family members too.....

.....starting off with my nephew and goddaughter, bringing it home from Elementary school.....


....it stayed with them for about 4 days....then my brother got it.... ...and BOY DID HE STINK!!!


...I pity his wife...

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yeah i got it.... you miss tattoo. don't be ashamed we all share in your pain here have a good night bloo

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.....John better call a doctor!!!!!!!!......

...I think page 5 of this thread ......ummmm....


HAS GOT A CASE OF THE CRABS!!!!!

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Tattoo.....WHO???....

....does he still post on here?...

Ok....Red......G'-nite...

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...A CHUNKERS' NIGHTMARE........


....A BLOOOO SPIDERCRAB!!!!....

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....THIS NEXT CRAB + a size 4/0 hook + 3 - 4 oz. sinker =


...TAUTOG!!

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....Remember those nights when you couldn't keep a chunk on for NO time at all...???

....and ya asked yourself, "How the heck can they clean my hook so fast?"

.....here's your answer..
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.... I can't seem to put page 5 to rest!!!......

....ok....you asked for it!!!.....

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...check out the name of this "crab" shack....

...they kind of go together, don't they?...

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...I thought I was BAD!!

...Can you believe theres a crab on the "TOP TEN MOST WANTED" LIST???...


.....Yessiree!!.....THE "CHINESE MITTEN CRAB"....


-------ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS----------

...Since 1990 increasing numbers of mitten crabs have been collected from the intake screens from Lots Road power station, Chelsea. These records indicate that Eriocheir sinensis is now well established in the River Thames and the population is probably increasing. In fact anecdotal evidence suggests that population numbers of this crab in the Thames have increased dramatically in recent years. If continued, such an increase in the Thames Chinese mitten crab population could have potentially harmful environmental effects.

The mitten crab is known to burrow into river banks and therefore may represent a hazard to river and other freshwater engineering projects. The crab is capable of emerging from water and crossing dry land to enter new river systems. This invasion could eventually threaten freshwater habitats currently occupied by populations of our native crayfish Austropotamobius pallipes.

Can You Help?

Our research is ongoing so therefore we would be most grateful for your help. Examples of the type of information we want to know are:


Where and when was the crab seen or caught?
Did you see any other crabs in the same area?
Were they alive or dead?
Do you know what sex they were?
(Males have a V-shaped abdomen and females have a U-shaped abdomen)
What was their approximate size?

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.....According to what I read, they're invading the West Coast right now!!!...

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oh.....you wanna know what it looks like?.....

ok....

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.....DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE EAST COAST ......."SHERRIF"??...