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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board

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Old 10-14-2004, 10:26 PM   #1
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I think heavy doses of night fishing, what with the fall run underway, is just what the Doctor orderded! It will A. Keep your ears from hurting from your wife blaming you for everything. B. Keep you from overfeeding her to shut her up.....you know what problems that can cause. (Later she will blame you for weight gain) C. Most importantly it will keep you out all night, thus, keeping her from having the opportunity to smother you with a pillow while you sleep! See....it all makes sense!

You got maybe a good 4 weeks of fishing left...barring any storms blowing it out! Should be enough time to carry you through the worst of it, so....sharpen your hooks, load up the truck and hit the surf!

As far as talking her into having another child? Just the mere fact that you were out of the house for 4 precious weeks will be enough to make her realize that there are certain benefits to child birth!

Best of luck and good fishing!
Doctor BigFish

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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