Do you think that Wal-mart might try including a coupon for a discount divorce with their rings?
This made me think of aline from the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour"
Ron White said the the Debeers Co. (diamond merchants) have almost gotten to the point of "truth in advertising".
First it was "Diamonds... they'll take her breath away.
Next it was "Diamonds... render her speachless"
Why don't they say exactly what they mean:
"Diamonds..... yeah, that'll shut her up....for now!"
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