Nice, but I don't think any of them will work, Bry...
So if you just want to get rid of them, I'll be at the meeting in a couple of weeks...
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.