Had a real close call today (grumpage)

[chris L]

having my own tail could be a good thing . my only concern is falling backwards into a swollen river while fishing and drinking and spilling my beer .

my answer too YEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWW

funny thing is I had gone to the same doctor for a physical some time before and he felt I needed a prostrate exam which I declined telling him I give myself one on a regular basis . Oh OK !? and when I busted my ass and had to straddle the table he let me know that while Ive got you here I might as well give you that exam you didnt want to have before . He didnt even ask me out for a drink .

[TheSpecialist]

When my wife was delivering the baby last wednesday,we heard a loud pop. We thought nothing of it, until the Epidural wore off. Seems she either fractured or bruised her Coxix when the baby was coming out. I sure hope it heals faster then 3 months

[Raven]

oooo specialist that doesnt sound good... but at least it wasnt as a result of a persons full body weight falling down on that bone...it occured and i'm hazarding a guess here....from the opposite direction of force and maybe because of that it, will heal quicker....at least i hope so...for your wonderful wife's sake... there is a substance called allantoin that the body produces....
its also found in a plant called COMFREY, which in the real old days before i was born anyways was called KNITBONE and was used widely to help heal broken bones as a tea and as a compress. i hope your wife feels better soon

[Clammer]

Man quit ya @#$%^& bitchin / Pump some meds / have a bone //chill ///
if that doesn,t work ,just jump off a @#$%#$% cliff / when ya get old & beat up /its time ya replaced
chit look at me I,m so @#$#$%^ up I,m not here

[outfished]

I think I need clammer as my new doc!

[Clammer]

So does he

[Raven]

i had a second close call today while roofin...
we were on the shore of lake whitman or whitman resevoir in Douglas, MA
re-shinglen a roof see.... i look out across the water and can see a squall ...
a big ole squall headin our way.... as i delivered a huge tarp to the guys
up on the 12 pitch roof [way to steep for me] it hit the shore
60 mile an hour winds and then some.... it blew the big ladder right
at me but i was ready for that sucka and got out its way just in time...
it smashed some landscape timber but ...no big deal....
so then i got mad and summoned all my WIZARD power and demanded it STOP!
and within fifteen minutes it turned sunny pleasant and the wind was still and calm.... mess with the RAVEN will ya.....

Clammer for your insulance you have just earned the oportunity to fish with the.... RAVEN ..... lol