Joke for today?

[In The Surf]

Walking The Dog

A little girl asks her mom if she can take the dog for a walk around the block. Mom replies no because because the dog is in heat. What's that mean asks the little girl, mom replies go ask your father I think he is in the garage. The little girl goes to the garage and says dad can I take Belle for a walk around the block, I asked mom but she said Belle was in heat and to come ask you. He says bring Belle over here, he then soaks a rag in gasoline and rubs it on the dogs backside. He then says she's all set now, make sure to keep her on the leash and only go once around the block. The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised dad asks, where's Belle? The little girl replies, Belle ran out of gas about half way around the block and that another dog was pushing her home!