i used to have what are called
fence lizards in my 25 gallon aquarium...
they are native to the west coast......they did extremely well in captivity....
because i fed them quite well by walking the grassy fields at dawn on coyote patrol.....................
and had to shoot any rabbit munching on our young grape vines and by using a butterfly net , because it was still so cool in the early morning....
i could NET like 30 big ole grasshoppers into a peanut butter jar in about twenty minutes. when i 'd get back home and enter the house with all those grasshoppers
jumping like mad hitting the metal cover from the inside.....going plink plink
plinkity plink plink.... those fense lizards would go insane knowing they were just about to be fed....and you could hold a grasshopper by its tail sorta and offer it to an anxious lizard....but instead of just taking it...they'd just
HAVE to hypnotize it first! by slowly swaying back and forth in a very rythmic manner....kinda like swinging the old timers watch back and forth... and then strike hard and eatem....so they are cool LIZARDS to have,,,
but one day they all escaped into the house and i just thought "so what"
and left the door open....so they could get out...but a big one stayed indoors and was about 13 inches long from nose to tail,,,, they have very long tails... that can break off to fool predators... anyways: this one big lizard got very dehydrated and was seeking out water,,,and travelled to the bathroom , climbed up on the toilet tank and found some leftover available water in my wifes shower cap hanging on the wall...next to the shower...see....and climbs inside it to bathe in it and to absorb the water.......
so later ...that afternoon, my wife goes into the shower with her hair in sort of a bun and she throws on the shower cap... ok

and takes a complete shower
with the lizard sitting on top of her head....

afterwards: shes standing in the sink area now looking at herself in the mirror and having taken off the shower cap... she notices what appears to be a pheasant feather going acrosss her head and curious, she goes to grab it....
well i'll tell ya....i've never heard
"anyone" SCREAM SO LOUD in my LIFE...
and not being even that close by ...i go running as fast as i can....

thinking she just got bit by a rattlesnake....(
we had tons of em ) or something similar... and shes practically on
FIRE shes so
MAD....
saying to me: G E T this friggan damn LIZZARD >>> OUT OF MY HAIR !!!!
by then it was extremely entangled...
it took almost a half hour 
and i ended up in the DOGHOUSE
BIGTIME