What to do when pulled over for speeding..By Bassmaster

[Karl F]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
Texas Sheriffs Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because
he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
at the deputies expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign ."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a
complete stop, that's the law. License and
registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license
and registration and you give me the ticket, if not
you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer
and says:

"Now..... do you want me to stop or just slow down?"