New guy

[Dr. Lickman]

Well, to tell the truth, there's too many blues on Uranus for my taste, so I figured I'd come here to Earth, and more specifically Rhode Island, to catch some of your striped basses-I hope you don't mind. I am a cosmic proctologist, and I've seen it all, but I think my chances at a 50 are here in luscious RI. I can't resist the rocks when there's a good swell on with an onshore breeze with a bag full-o-eels..
I love you all, my brothers in arms
DL

[Newboater]

My buddy in Army was a medic. His doc was giving a proto exam one day on a friend of my friend and he wanted to play a joke on him.

While the doctor told the guy he was starting the exam and put one hand on the guys shoulder while inserting the scope, my buddy came from behind the curtain and placed his hand on the other shoulder.

The patient almost broke his neck trying to see what was happening.

Sarge