RJimmy, Christian, and Zacs - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

BigFish · 08-29-2005, 10:26 AM

Seems that is what Notaro does mostly on boat trips.....he sleeps!

BEETLE · 08-29-2005, 11:53 AM

Oh boy Joe, you dropped the lucky pee bucket overboard, this is not good for that yin + yang thingie.

Basic's response jumped in just before this while being typed... I half to agree with that romping on Indian ground for 21 day thing and reverse the curse.

BEETLE · 08-29-2005, 12:02 PM

Wait a minute.... I just remembered - the Alternative #2 has a freikin head - WTF you still using the pee bucket for ?????

Fisherwoman · 08-29-2005, 12:10 PM

Beetle, We use this bucket for many things, PEEING Quik as the fish are busting, Head takes to much time and I can not see the fish from down there.

USe # 2- boat mojo maker
Use # 3- ice mover
Use # 4 -eel bucket

For furthur inquiries, please contact us immediatly!!!!

Fisherwoman · 08-29-2005, 12:05 PM

Dear Captain Patrick, I know how you feel as I am completely distressed over the loss of "MY PEE BUCKET" I really think that we could make option 1 feesable!!! I think we should take Notaro on another trip and hang him from the bow in 10 ft seas until he can take no more

I do not know how long it will take for me to recover from this sadenning situation.

I am hoping that in the coming weeks we will prevail over this distressful situation and return the Alternative back to ripping lips as usual. For now Notaro is completely banned from the Alternative until furthur notice!!!!

I agree that situation and option #2 would be the cure for sure, so we may have to check into that ASAP!!!

Captain Patrick would you be able to facilitate and join us on our journey to the Indian Island for recovering our Mojo.

RIJIMMY · 08-29-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fisherwoman

I think we should take Notaro on another trip and hang him from the bow in 10 ft seas until he can take no more

I think 1 ft seas and 10 minutes would be enough for Joe

BEETLE · 08-29-2005, 01:28 PM

from what i'm hearing he'd probably sleep right through it.

Jules, thanks for clearing up the many uses you had of your beloved pee bucket.

Joe - it's a bummer to be you right now....

fishweewee · 08-29-2005, 01:41 PM

shame on you for losing the lucky honey bucket, joe.

zacs · 08-29-2005, 01:42 PM

Dear Fisherwoman, et. all,

I am in the process of making a new and better pee bucket for the Alternative. This bucket, if intitated properly, should reverse the dreaded "CURSE OF NOTARO."

Initiation procedure:
Once the bucket is in your possesion, you must do the following. Take the heart of the mighty Stiped Bass. Place into bucket. Take the head of the cunning Bluefish. Place into bucket. At dead low tide, on new moon night, hold the bucket high, and dump the contents into the churing seas of the afformentioned spiritual island mentioned by Capt' Patrick. This should reverse the unfortunate "CURSE OF NOTARO."

Iwannakeeper · 08-29-2005, 02:11 PM

I am not mixing any drinks on the alternative.

I never have nor will I be willing to put pee flavored Ice in cocktails.

Jules, I know they are expensive, but maybe I can get you a couple of buckets
1. for pee
2. for chum
3. for ice
etc.

Iwannakeeper · 08-29-2005, 02:13 PM

the only thing with the buckets I am offering - none have the mojo of Jules Pee Bucket.

Jules - I am surprise you didn't make joe go swimming after it.

CAL · 08-29-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFish

Seems that is what Notaro does mostly on boat trips.....he sleeps!

He does that on surf trips too. He slept all the way to and from one of the local spots. At least I know he can't find his way there on his own

Notaro, you a butterfinger. Got any spooks left?

Notaro · 08-29-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CAL

He does that on surf trips too. He slept all the way to and from one of the local spots. At least I know he can't find his way there on his own

Notaro, you a butterfinger. Got any spooks left?

i still got it, man. the spots we went last time, i have been there before.

Fisherwoman · 08-30-2005, 09:24 AM

Iwannakeeper, sorry but we do not mix drinks on the Alternative, and we do occasionally rinse the aformentioned bucket in between uses!! LOL

Notaro, 10 knts is just what I had in mind

. I wish you would have told me you dropped my bucket, at lease I could have turned around to try and retrieve it. I just don't know what I am gonna do with you!!!!

The Alternative will just never be the same

Don't worry joe we will find our mojo again, we are just messing with you!!!!

Notaro · 08-30-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fisherwoman

Iwannakeeper, sorry but we do not mix drinks on the Alternative, and we do occasionally rinse the aformentioned bucket in between uses!! LOL

Notaro, 10 knts is just what I had in mind

. I wish you would have told me you dropped my bucket, at lease I could have turned around to try and retrieve it. I just don't know what I am gonna do with you!!!!

The Alternative will just never be the same

Don't worry joe we will find our mojo again, we are just messing with you!!!!

Alright, I will do that. I shoulda told ya. I was going to wait and tell ya, but it was a mistake.

Van · 08-30-2005, 02:13 PM

That was a sweet bucket, shame on you JOE !!!!

I was honored and humbled to be allowed to pee in that treasure. AND,,,,I was especially careful during the flushing sequence as well....

Total bummer, but HEY, maybe I'll find it on my next NW trip in my boat, and
sell it back to ya !!

Sad to lose an old friend, although it did have the second worse job in the world and its probably happy to be PEE FREE !!!!!

JOE = SHARK CHUM

chris L · 08-30-2005, 02:45 PM

there is a way of getting your pee bucket mojo back . it requires spritzing . spritzing ? you say you dont know what spritzing is ? ah well let me explain . due to the fact the the said bucket was used for #1 and not #2 this makes spritzing easier and less demanding on the spritzerer . you need to start at the head and work yourself along the port side spritzing as we go to the stern then back up to the bow via the starboard side again spritzing as we go . If you dont have enough in the first spritzerer then by all means sustitute for a second spritzerer . Then since Joe lost the bucket , he needs to redeem himself by using the bucket first and after the first use by Joe it then is NO BUCKET FOR YOU !

once this is all complete you will have your bucket mojo again . Please od this ASAP , I dont fish or board boats with bad mojo .

THANKS Notaro

LOL