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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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01-18-2006, 06:28 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
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Originally Posted by Backbeach Jake
This is a pretty big club, huh?
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01-18-2006, 08:01 PM
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Location: NJ
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Glad you didnt get seriously hurt. Not dumb, just absent minded for a split second, thats all it takes sometimes though. Youre lucky.
Anyone ever shoot arrows straight in the air when you were a kid, cmon fess up, or was I the only stupid one that did that. The adrenalin would really start pumpin when you lost sight of it and it was on the way back down, I would run away with my hands over my head. Couple times it came down right in front of me,buried 5 inches in the ground. THAT was some dumb arse chit. Throwing the Lawn darts AT your fiends was another potential Darwin award .
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01-20-2006, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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Originally Posted by Tinman
Glad you didnt get seriously hurt. Not dumb, just absent minded for a split second, thats all it takes sometimes though. Youre lucky.
Anyone ever shoot arrows straight in the air when you were a kid, cmon fess up, or was I the only stupid one that did that. The adrenalin would really start pumpin when you lost sight of it and it was on the way back down, I would run away with my hands over my head. Couple times it came down right in front of me,buried 5 inches in the ground. THAT was some dumb arse chit. Throwing the Lawn darts AT your fiends was another potential Darwin award .
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but if you stayed where you shot it up it would be almost impossible you have been hit . its all about trajectory .
back some years I removed the old shakes on my house and resided with new shingles . I had 2 12 foot step ladders with 2 X12 12' stretched between them . I needed a few more inches of support and moved one ladder a little too far . I dont know how long I was on the ground ( no one was home ) . but I sure had a sore head . maybe thats part of my problem .
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01-20-2006, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinman
Glad you didnt get seriously hurt. Not dumb, just absent minded for a split second, thats all it takes sometimes though. Youre lucky.
Anyone ever shoot arrows straight in the air when you were a kid, cmon fess up, or was I the only stupid one that did that. The adrenalin would really start pumpin when you lost sight of it and it was on the way back down, I would run away with my hands over my head. Couple times it came down right in front of me,buried 5 inches in the ground. THAT was some dumb arse chit. Throwing the Lawn darts AT your fiends was another potential Darwin award .
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 I'm guilty on both counts 30 some-odd years ago
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01-21-2006, 08:33 AM
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I've been in construction my whole life.I have been pretty lucky really.Thank God. I think he has been watchin over me.I have knocked myself out when I broke a pry bar.I've knocked myself out wit a 22 once estwing when swinging up an toatlly missed the target.Without doubt the biggest lack of better judgement moment came when I closed a 16 ft garage door by putting my fingers inbetween the panels an pulled it down.My guys in the other truck never heard such a blood curtaling scream then they started laughinn an I charged em like a enraged Rhino.They are lucky my hands where f-D up.There was 2 big dent marks in the aluminum cladding were my fingers where.
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01-21-2006, 05:48 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Oh man Nib, finger stories.  End of the day, tired, and i was trimmin shrubs with a commercial two sided clipper. It slipped, and clipped the top off my left ring finger. Figured they could sew it up at emergi care. They gave me a bottle of saline,told me to find the top and take it to the hospital. Couldn't find it in all the clippings so went home to get help from my wife to look for it. Very quietly i said," no big deal, i cut the top of my finger off and need help finding it." She looked like someone threw a pail of white paint on her face. Both of us looked with no luck. 
Ended up with a skin graft and you would hardly know. 
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01-21-2006, 09:56 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
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NIB, you got stories too, man that musta hurt, your brain took a short nap and you paid the price.
My list is so long I could write a short book.
here's a few
Framing houses back when I had a strong back I was marking for strapping along the ceiling using a framing square in one hand and the pencil it the other walking along not even looking down since I am tall enough to reach the ceiling. Well you know what happens when I get to the fireplace hole in the floor  straight down I go to the basement and I fall flat on my back with my feet sticking straight up , my legs bent at the waist. My head landed 3 inches away from a pile of rocks that had not been spread out yet. good thing the cement floor was not poured yet or I'd be dead.
another time I was crouched and reaching making a cut and the gaurd on the crappy milwaukee circular saw did not spring back because of the weak ass spring they put in those things and a little sawdust gets in there, as I went to stand up on the staging I was falling back I just set the saw at my knee as you would to help yourself stand up and it is still spinning and cuts clean thru my quadricep muscle. Good thing the saw was set at 45 degrees or I would have no knee, missed bone by 1/8". 3 months out of work, 6 weeks in a cast and many months of therapy got me 80% use back with the leg.
I broke the handle on a 22 oz framing hammer also NIB. Also broke a prybar. Reminds me of jigging with conventional and breaking off in the canal and knocking myself out.
I also chipped my tooth nailing in a tight space, the claw got me.
I never got a skin graft when I had 4 fingers kicked back on a table saw across dado blades, still missing some of the middle finger, no wonder I can't type.
Framing a small addition to my house one day with a nail gun, I had a double shot and of course the second nail skimmed the 2x4 and went thru my thumb of the hand holding the board. Lucky for me my Dad was helping me so I got to get him back for the time I had to pull an awl out of his finger when he missed while poking holes in the bottom of a can. So the 16D nail is in my thumb and it's a Bostich which has those 2 pieces of wire holding the sticks together not plastic like some brands, and naturally the wire is in the thumb. He pulled it out and we finished the job the whole time my wife is nagging me to go to the medical center. I got there before they closed and got the tetneous shot so I don't know what she was so worried about.
there's more but I'll spare you
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The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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01-22-2006, 10:38 AM
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Location: Marshfield, MA
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wow slip...ouch
I used to frame houses too...and roof...and sidewall
I took a couple bad falls..both due to others stupidness...once as I was on the top rung of a ladder just dropping a bundle of shingles on the roof... the kid footing the ladder walks away when he hears the bundle hit...sure nuff it kicks and I go over backwards...landed on the ladder...I had rung marks on my back for a month...the ladder looked like it got ran over by a truck...cant beilive I didnt break anything...I just layed there trying to breathe for about 10 minutes
another time we had made staging inside for an add a level...to set the ridge and strap etc....as me and another were nailing off strapping the foreman was underneath us taking the staging apart..saying "its safe...its safe...a 16 penny will hold blah blah blah"
then BOOM the whole thing came crashing down on us boxes of nails studs planks..we were lucky...me and my buddy chased that guy down when we got our wind back and tuned him up
I ve seen my share of injuries...loss of digits..nail gun mishaps ( Ive shot a couple guys..never got one)
I think almost everyone has done the something on top of the ladder thing  ..once
I got out of working with the power tools..and started just painting about 15 years ago...still can be dangerous...
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01-18-2006, 08:06 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Glad your OK Salty, that had ta hurt. 
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01-18-2006, 09:50 PM
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Stupid ladder tricks... pulled a few of those myself.. uh... never think that grabbing the aluminum gutter will stop your fall, slows ya down a bit as you pull it off the house, but it don't stop ya... don't ask me how I know this
Glad your OK, and that you didn't "thru drill" yourself
Yeah Jake, it's a big club, easy to join too 
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01-18-2006, 11:07 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
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OUCH !!
you won't be doing that again.
good thing ya got a hard noggin
I remember doing stupid chit as a kid like shooting my BB gun straight up and waiting for the sound of the BB as it hit the ground nearby. Timan, an arrow?  that is really dumb, lucky you weren't hurt or killed.
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The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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01-19-2006, 07:13 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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sorry to hear that salty
hopefully you knocked some sense into yourself....
one day i was drilling through a floor joist with a big makita electric drill and i hit a snag....a knot in the wood, and the bit got stuck and the drill
started spinning! so i got out of the way fast. (apparently the stupid stupid placement of the " keep on button" was inside the grip)
anyways, i get off the ladder, on to the floor and quickly unplug it but then it spun out and came down with the spade bit spinning still and it
went right into my thigh and drilled out a nice tapered hole. 
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