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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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02-27-2006, 05:46 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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One More.....Grocery Cart Etiquette!
Your thoughts on the pains in the ass that feel the need to block a whole friggen isle with their shopping cart!!!  They leave their cart on one side of the isle while they grab something from the opposite side....thus blocking the entire isle!!! Or the new trend.....pulling the friggen cart from the front instead of pushing.....pain in the butt people! Or when they get in line in front of you and then realize they forgot something right in the middle of being rung up and they run back across the f'in store to get what they need saying..."I will only be a minute"!!!! 7 minutes later they return and then realize what they got was actually not what they wanted and then they say "forget it"!!!!!!!!
I could go on....anyone wanna go shopping with me??? I hate it!!!! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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02-27-2006, 05:49 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Larry, you better stay out of the supermarket, your blood pressure will probably go down....  |
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02-27-2006, 05:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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your whacked.......
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02-27-2006, 05:55 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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I hate the supermarket!!!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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02-27-2006, 06:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Shopping carts should have those tricycle bells on them to announce your presence to those who chose to ignore you. Ding-ding!, ding-ding! until their heads pop out of their hinies and they move.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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02-27-2006, 06:48 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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yes I'd like to go shop with you to see how perfect you are so I know what I am supposed to do with my carraige when I want something on the other side of the isle.  |
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02-27-2006, 06:58 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
Posts: 4,263
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Larry..Me thinks your drinking way to much coffee...Try decaf....  |
I'm going where I'm going... 
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02-27-2006, 07:28 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Food Stores
I always thought it was a great place to scope out chicks!!! |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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02-27-2006, 07:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Larry,
Do you own any hand guns or shot guns ???  |
LETS GO BRANDON
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02-27-2006, 08:09 PM
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North Shore Lurker
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 271
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I like the ones who hit you in the back while your waiting to pay because they are too busy talking on the cell phone to pay attention.
Always in another language too. Usually Russian or Spanish.
(Not prejudice; I hate everyone.)
I work directly across from a supermarket so I see it all.
How about the ones that buy $400.00 worth of groceries and just walk away with the cart?
I can't think of a single place I have gone freshwater fishing around here that I haven't seen a cart or 12.
They actually pay someone full time just to run around and pick up carts. Brand new F-350. I think I'm in the wrong business.
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02-27-2006, 08:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
Posts: 4,547
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
Larry,
Do you own any hand guns or shot guns ??? |
 Let's hope not  |
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02-27-2006, 08:14 PM
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zoom
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
Posts: 4,145
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by fishaholic18
Larry, you better stay out of the supermarket, your blood pressure will probably go down.... |
Yes stay out of:
Supermarkets
Walmarts
Home Cheapo
Drunkin Donuts
Gas Stations
Vehicles of any kind
Any road I am on
Maybe you should just stay home ALWAYS !!!!! (except to go fishing) |
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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02-27-2006, 08:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Newport, RI
Posts: 2,316
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Originally Posted by Swimmer
I always thought it was a great place to scope out chicks!!! |
Haha, very true. My local Stop and Shop is right on the edge of Salve Regina...
I almost like food shopping. |
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02-28-2006, 07:30 AM
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googan
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Googanville
Posts: 354
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Whoever invented those shopping carts
that are mock-ups of little cars
should be jailed.
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02-28-2006, 08:29 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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Originally Posted by MoroneSaxatilis
Whoever invented those shopping carts
that are mock-ups of little cars
should be jailed.
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Hey....Be nice....I'm the IT guy for that company. That little cart helps pay my salary.
I keep pushing for a Beach buggy version with a rod holder up front that holds snoopy rods....Not buying into it yet |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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02-28-2006, 09:07 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,595
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Larry, u make me LOL
VB
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02-28-2006, 09:55 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Larry, maybe you should just stay in the house that way nobody could bother you..........
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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02-28-2006, 11:57 AM
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googan
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Googanville
Posts: 354
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
....Not buying into it yet
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Thank Gawd |
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02-28-2006, 12:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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Larry, make the experience a positive one. Swimmer is dead on balls accurate, the supermarket should be an opportunity to stalk the fairer species (ref. frozen foods section on a hot summer day). If someone blocks your path or leaves the cart unattended, it is your obligation to throw in some additional things, as a concerned shopper, that you think they cannot do without. For a repeat offender, if you are really bothered, put something on the bottom rack of the cart and then wait to see if they get nabbed.
Finally, cart etiquette doesn't just happen inside the store, but I have not found an effective way to deal with people who just let them roll after their grocieries are in the car, so I still park about 1/4 mile away.
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02-28-2006, 01:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: cape cod when my meds r workin right
Posts: 1,412
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larry its simple? just Doubble your meds ;the day you go !!!!!if you time it wright you can have one of the electict carts ;and YOU can get in every ones way your self ..can;t beatum than joinum?? capt.cc
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02-28-2006, 04:28 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
Posts: 10,408
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If it's a couple blocking the aisle... sneak a 12pack of rubbers in there.. see what happens where he/she finds out...
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Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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02-28-2006, 04:37 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,158
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Originally Posted by Jimbo
Larry, make the experience a positive one. Swimmer is dead on balls accurate, the supermarket should be an opportunity to stalk the fairer species (ref. frozen foods section on a hot summer day).
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If you're actively looking, lose any shopping list you might have. Nothing says "married" like a guy using a shopping list 
Frozen foods used to be better when they had the open freezers instead of the glass cased ones  Now you have to wait for one to open the door before the brights come on. |
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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03-02-2006, 06:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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you kill me
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Originally Posted by BigFish
I hate the supermarket!!!!!
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there's times for politeness and then you have to just yell
OUT OF MY WAY coming thru ---> make way....
and if that doesnt work in a real deep voice i go:
(this should be easy for you BF)
fee fii fooo fum and i crash my friggan cart right into theres
bam ! that usually works and bring a sqeaky toy
to make noises at them...with... soon you'll be laughing |
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03-02-2006, 11:11 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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Raven you're bringing a whole new genre of tactics to the supermarket experience. I am going to remember to incorporate animal noises, maybe some classic Monty Python or Three Stooges expressions, possibly Yosemite Sam, to the rude, obtuse, or otherwise plain old ignorant blocking the aisles. This could even embarrass members of my own family let alone the target audience. I'm so excited I almost can't wait to go shopping again.
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03-02-2006, 11:23 AM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: n.chelmsford
Posts: 347
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BF , You've got some issues.Need to chill out  |
Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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03-02-2006, 07:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Originally Posted by seabass
BF , You've got some issues.Need to chill out |
You think !!!
This forum should be renamed
The bigfish forum, instead of the grumpy old farts forum |
LETS GO BRANDON
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03-02-2006, 08:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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the grumpy old bigfish fart forum
hey thats a great idea.... captain Ron
cuz ever since he had that last birfday
he's been a grump.... he's feelin old
i think.... gettin cranky...
even the old ladies at the supermarket
are kicken his ass...
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03-02-2006, 08:20 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Thats it! Not takin' you or Raider Ron fishing with me.... ...or to the supermarket! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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03-03-2006, 08:50 AM
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umm,the juicy sweets!!!!!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: n.chelmsford
Posts: 347
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If I thought you were going to be this grumpy, I would've let ya keep the asteriods title!
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Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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