Supermarket Grump Extraordinaire!

[spence]

I don't know what you're all hot and bothered about. A few dents give a car some character.



But in all seriousness, even if he doesn't speak english or went a little light on the sandalwood powder, the poor guy is just trying to earn a living. I doubt his compensation package is all that great. Doesn't excuse the behavior though.

-spence

[fishaholic18]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around the Supermarket when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

[The Dad Fisherman]