Hospitals suck

[Bigcat]

I find the wait can be long,and I don't know how some of the MD's ever made it through med school, the bills never stop coming,I swear every one that walks by sends a bill

[Raven]

i am driving on my way home in my vw bug and this motorcyclist driving on both sides of the road for speed curving...on this snake of a road cuts me off and sends my car rolling and flipping and i was ejected and flung a long distance and ate the road real good...with no broken bones but i had glass in me everywhere. Well they did a fine job removing all the glass except for a few pieces they missed in my back... and they assign me a room. Well i'm in the room for hours on end just in terrible pain with many bruised bones. I waited and waited
for some kind of pain medication and it never came. I was never seen by a doctor...til the next morning on my way out......so - i am leaving the friggan hospital and he finally shows up....and then he wants to check me out. I said sorry! but your a day late and i am limping out of here. they were none to happy with me but the feeling was mutual.

["uffah!!"]

Dave, I get them all the time, the only thing that helps me is an ICE PACK. I keep one on ICE in the Freezer. Its one of those jell packs.
Wrap it in a towel, place on the spot, and in about ten to fifteen minutes the pain is gone.
Oh, by the way, its MISS Hathaway. She was never married in that program!! Thats why she was always after Jethro!!