07-18-2006, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by nightfighter
Subject: Traffic jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon”
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With the Price of Gas these days I can only afford to give about 1/2 a gallon....  |
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