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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-07-2006, 07:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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I'll 2nd "wait till your father gets here"..We spent summers down the Cape...Dad would spend the week back home and come down friday nights..If you got in the chit early in the week it was a long week...
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I'm going where I'm going...
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08-07-2006, 08:02 PM
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#2
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
Posts: 9,703
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Me being Italian and growing up not knowing there were any other people besides italians, there were lots of expressions that included
fangu !
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LETS GO BRANDON
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08-07-2006, 09:10 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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and of course
"quit leaning back on your chair....."
only fate awaited you until their predictions
came true.....after you tested the balance until
that one final night the chair slipped under the table with
you still on it.... .. 
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08-07-2006, 10:07 PM
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#4
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
"quit leaning back on your chair....."
only fate awaited you until their predictions
came true.....after you tested the balance until
that one final night the chair slipped under the table with
you still on it.... .. 
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yup...that was another one or........."stop shakin' your leg"
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08-07-2006, 10:34 PM
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#5
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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#^^^^&ey Demarest was the brain in the neighborhood. When i would bring
home my usual less than stellar report card,
my Dad would compare my study habits with his, point across the
street at #^^^^&eys lighted window and say
-"you see, there's #^^^^&ey, burnin the midnight oil"
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" Choose Life "
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08-07-2006, 10:44 PM
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#6
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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ya #^^^^&ey burned the midnight oil //all right 
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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08-08-2006, 08:37 AM
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#7
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
Posts: 5,451
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my Mom, "when your father gets home he is gonna kick your ass".
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Why even try.........
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08-09-2006, 05:46 PM
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#8
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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If I had my way I would be all over her like a sun tan at a nude beach! 
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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08-09-2006, 08:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: south shore , ma
Posts: 669
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my dad , upon seeing a new tatoo " you should get flames tatooed coming up from your butt because you are a flaming arse hole "
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08-10-2006, 12:19 PM
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#10
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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"Time to Buckle Down and study"
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" Choose Life "
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08-10-2006, 12:34 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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my old man lookin at a chik with nice legs " If those are the train tracks, imagine the train station" 
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Domination takes full concentration..
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08-08-2006, 09:37 PM
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M.S.B.A.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: I live in the Villiage of Hyannis in the Town of Barnstable in the Commonwealth of MA
Posts: 2,795
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My
Father to any of us when we were leaving the house....
..................................."Watch your fingers"
My mother when one of us was complaining......."Pitty about ya, ya cat won't drink milk".....I guess this was from her mom back in Ireland
My brothers and myself are known for a few but the most prevelent is the old standard......."It Is What It Is"
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"It is impossible to complain and to achieve at the same time"--Basic Patrick (on a good day)
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08-09-2006, 12:18 AM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ............
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A certain member here grew a goatee when we were in high school. His mom told him he looked like "an @sshole w/ dentures."
That was a good one.
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08-09-2006, 07:36 AM
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EVERY FISH COUNTS!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: south plymouth, MA
Posts: 727
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"cut the god damn %$%$%$%$" was allways one of my grandfather's fav and so was "Jesus jumping christ"
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todays schoolie is tomorrows keeper,todays keeper is tomorrows cow,practice catch and release!!!.
GOD BLESS THE NRA!!!!
ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!
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08-09-2006, 10:21 AM
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#15
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
Posts: 5,451
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A woman who was known to be "loose" and easy of virtue, who, as time progressed started to show the wear and tear was known as "Rode hard and put away wet" 
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Why even try.........
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08-09-2006, 11:44 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Gloucester, MA
Posts: 404
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"Is there anything you want to tell us?"
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08-14-2006, 11:45 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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I have a very old school grandmother in West Dennis that's 102 and lives next door to our summer house. To this day if I dress up even a little to go out somewhere, she says, "Oh Jimmy, don't you look gay." This sends my wife and kids into hysterics.
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08-16-2006, 01:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cotuit MA
Posts: 295
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When we were trying to pull a fast one on mom for staying out late, etc: "I was born at night, but not last night"
Dad, to the daughters: The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is 2 weeks.
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"Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau
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08-18-2006, 07:09 PM
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EVERY FISH COUNTS!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: south plymouth, MA
Posts: 727
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heres a good one from my grandpa "everythings closed up tighter than a bulls ass at fly time".
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todays schoolie is tomorrows keeper,todays keeper is tomorrows cow,practice catch and release!!!.
GOD BLESS THE NRA!!!!
ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!
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12-03-2006, 11:48 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 14
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Gettin' old ain't for sissies- LKB the first
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12-03-2006, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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if your so smart ...why aren't you rich!
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12-03-2006, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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my dad use to say sometimes:
"to each their own said the man who kissed the cow."
The other one i'd hear allot... not sure from "who"
"the road to heaven is paved with good intentions"
or a reference was "come hell or high water...."
then... there was the driving the old standard shift saying....
"grindem til ya findem"
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12-03-2006, 09:10 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
then... there was the driving the old standard shift saying....
"grindem til ya findem"
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Yup Rav, and then there was" put the petal to the metal" and
"he's got a lead foot."
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" Choose Life "
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12-04-2006, 08:09 PM
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#24
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North Shore Lurker
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
my dad use to say sometimes:
"to each their own said the man who kissed the cow."
The other one i'd hear allot... not sure from "who"
"the road to heaven is paved with good intentions"
or a reference was "come hell or high water...."
then... there was the driving the old standard shift saying....
"grindem til ya findem"
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I always thought it was "the road to hell is paved with good intentions"
And I was always taught : Can't find em; grind em.
Didn't put that on my first job app. for a driving job.
After the first few years the grinding stopped.
Or I got a better radio.
Once you figure out engine speed to shift points it's just a clunk.
(That's in my F-150)
The bigger the truck; the easier it is.
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09-09-2008, 07:33 AM
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I Had A BLAST!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: I'm from Manhattan, Live in CT., but my heart is in SoCo!
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My dad had a few, " In due time", that meant wait or forget about it.
I was told many times, when younger, " I'm gonna lean on ya". And he did a few times. 
And when one of the kids did a good job, " an apple doesn't fall too far from it's tree".
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Be encouraging, not discouraging
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09-09-2008, 10:56 AM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmy z
My dad had a few, " In due time", that meant wait or forget about it.
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Ya JZ, my Dad used to say, "We'll see", which meant the same thing. 
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" Choose Life "
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