The dumbest thing I ever heard was one night when my buddy and I were fishing east beach , way down into ninigret park. there wasn't anyone else on the whole beach. I had a rod spiked with a chunk out and I was working an eel with another rod. My friend Chris from Jersey was just working an eel.
This guy walks up and starts fishing right in front of us. Next thing you know he is walking on , then tangled in , my bait line. he turns around and says "is this your line?" (there was nobody for 3 miles either side of us). I said yes. he then asked if id reel it in and move it so he could fish there!!!

True story!!!
This was so bizzar I just reeled it in and watch him fish. he lasted about 3 minutes (it was very cold) then left. My friend and I laughed about that for an hour.