WTF is going on in Boston?

[BrianS]

Err: [Err and Inignot walk into view] "A" Is for apple, "J" is for jacks.
Inignot: [noticing the OoGhiJ MiQtxxXA] Look Err, free egg.
Err: [jumps atop the computer] Damn, yea! For straight, for shizum!
Inignot: [looks to the screen] Try having omelettes now, Denver!
Err: Omeletoids!
Inignot: Did you hear what I said Denver?
[raising both middle fingers to the screen]
Inignot: Or shall I turn it up for you?


Inignot: The innocent shall suffer - big time.


Ignignot: Just say here, and by here we mean "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane."
Err: You do has the Scorpions have before you!



Inignot: Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and unihilate.
Err: Lock in!
[Mooninites create huge laser gun]
Inignot: Was this in your plan?
Err: I don't think it was!
Inignot: Square the Quad-Laser and you have, behold: The Quad-Glaser.
Err: I thought it was Glacier, man!
Inignot: Yes, the Quad-Glacier... that's what I said.
Err: Would you just hurry up and fire it, it's getting heavy!
Inignot: You with all the great plans: you shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back... in a big way.
Err: [off-balance] Would you hurry up, I can't hold it up much longer, my legs are gonna... ow! Damn!
Inignot: ...Fire!
[a huge laser block is fired]
Err: Why they call it the Glacier?
Inignot: Do you want it done fast, Err, or do you want it done right?
Err: I just want it done! Damn! My legs!