| Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big!
 
 I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get
 a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife
 was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is
 two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"   The wife chooses to ignore her
 husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes
 some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's
 wrong?" he asks.
 
 She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
 for one tiny little sausage?"
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