Joke for today?

[jerseycat9]

Steve and three of his buddies had gone fishing every Saturday for nearly forty years.One Saturday, the guys are fishing along a highway when a funeral procession drives by. As it passes by, Steve lays down his pole, stands up in the boat, takes off his lucky hat and places it over his heart. This processional is huge and takes nearly five minutes to pass. Once it passes, Steve sits down, puts his hat on and casts out without saying a word. Needless to say his buddies are floored by his actions. One of them finally speaks up and says, "Wow Steve,that sure was a respectful thing you did there when they went by. " Steve replied, " It seems the least I could do seeing as how I was married to the woman for over 40 years!"


One for the ladys
Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's
obiturary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word
and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad about him passing away. She
thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two
dollars. But she wrote out the obituary, "Pete died." The newsman said he
thought old Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words at no
charge. Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: "Pete
died. Boat for sale