Ignorant Dog Owners!!!

[Rockfish9]

This one is right up my alley... two old bags walk their useless kick dogs every day.... they crap on my lawn piss in the flower beds....not that I give a rats keister about the flowers, but the wife likes 'em... and I dont like stepping in dog crap when i mow my lawn.

I thought about trapping a skunk and letting it go in their yard after poking it with sticks....

I came up with a better,less oderous solution.. and it worked..(for now anyway) I still may need that skunk.

I took pictures of the violators, put them in a large manilla envolope,I included their dogs crap as well and walked down to their house,hung the package on the front door and walked away... they no longer travel my side of the street....It's kind of like wrapping a dead fish in an article of clothing... they got the message....

Now if I knew who owned the mangy cat.......

[Slipknot]

My neighbors cats crap all along my house in the mulch and I can't stand it. I go to use the hose and step in their crap and it gets on the hose, the other day I stepped in some and didn't know it and I get in the shop and see this wad stuck to the side of my sneaker, Agghhhhhhhh gag me.
so yesterday I put moth crystals all along the mulch and in the sandy areas in the backyard where I see their crap. They lazy chits won't crap in their own yard?
I thought cats buried their poop, I guess these are just fat lazy bastards. Next I'll get out the bb gun or 22

[Karl F]

Rockfish & Kevin D... .. you must be related to my buddy Jeff.. he took polaroids of the neighbor and his dog in the act.. scooped the poop bagged it.. and delivered said pictures and evidence to the neighbor..
Told him.. "THIS.. is Your's... I DON'T want it....NO more."
Same Deal you done.. Love it.

Larry, Do It!!! Special Delivery!

Sluggoslinger.. must be a Golden "thing".. mine's the same.. won't go on grass.. has to be in the woods (Thank God I'm surrounded by the State Park!).. and mine must be modest too.. she likes to be alone.. .. it's hell when the vet wants a sample... I have to sneak up on her.. MAN.. the look she gives me when she sees me puttin it the ziplock.. like I'm disowned!

[justplugit]

Originally Posted by Karl F

.. she likes to be alone.. .. it's hell when the vet wants a sample...

Shy bladder syndrome.

[Sluggoslinger]

Originally Posted by Karl F

Sluggoslinger.. must be a Golden "thing".. mine's the same.. won't go on grass.. has to be in the woods (Thank God I'm surrounded by the State Park!).. and mine must be modest too.. she likes to be alone.. .. it's hell when the vet wants a sample... I have to sneak up on her.. MAN.. the look she gives me when she sees me puttin it the ziplock.. like I'm disowned!

Same way here. When he's doing his duty, I have to look the other way or he takes forever... totally a golden thing...

My father gives him a biscut every time he takes a chit so now he also comes running up after licking his chops waiting for his treat.

We also had our neighbor in the cape bag all of his goodies and bring them to the front door. My father said thanks, we needed some fertalizer and closed the door. You'd have to know the guy to understand...