Mrs Squirrel: Honey we just had some new neighbors move in.
Mr. Squirrel: Yeah I saw.....I can't believe he went up to our house and put that stupid face up right on it.
Mrs. Squirrel: Oh Honey Relax I think he thought he was being nice...seems like a nice fellow.....rather large though. Be patient I'm sure he'll realize we don't want it and he'll take it down.
One year later........
Mr. Squirrel: That stupid face is still stuck to the side of the house, I thought you said he would take it down...
Mrs. Squirrel: have you talked to him and asked nicely if he would mind taking it down?
Mr. Squirrel: I tried but every time he comes out of the house he heads straight to the shed and stays there for hours, either that or he's out the door before the crack of dawn carrying a big ass stick mumbling to himself that "today is the day". And besides you know I'm not a morning person.
Mrs:Squirrel: Oh Honey be patient, I'm sure he's busy with the new house and just hasn't thought of it.....I mean he doesn't even seem to have time to take care of his lawn let alone worry about our house. Just be patient....I'm sure he'll take them down in time.
Another Year Later.....
Mr Squirrel: That's it I've had it with that stupid Face....that thing is now Mocking me......I 'm taking it down Piece by Piece and I don't care what the new neighbors think.
Mrs. Squirrel: Well your gonna do what you want anyway. you never listen to me anyways.
Mr. Squirrel: Good, Cause its outta here, and after I take care of that stupid face I'm getting rid of all those God Damn wooden fish he keeps hanging everywhere....look at it, theres hundreds of them hanging all over the place......no doubt about it, they're next.
Last edited by The Dad Fisherman; 08-03-2007 at 12:49 PM..
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