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Old 08-31-2007, 12:50 PM   #1
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I recieved the following email

Subject: July, 1947

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses
claimed that an unidentified object with five
aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch
just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a
well-known incident that many say has long been covered up
by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know that in the month
of March 1948, exactly nine months after that
historic day, George W. Bush, #^&#^&#^&#^& Cheney, Donald
Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh,
Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quyale were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.
This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
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Old 09-22-2007, 04:53 PM   #2
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Skydiver

A guy goes sky diving for the first time, learns everything there is to know and takes his first jump.
He bails out of the plane, waits a few moments and pulls his chute cord and it doesn't open!!!
He gets panicky and feverishly keeps pulling the cord.
As he is hurtling towards the ground he suddenly remembers his spare chute, pulls the cord and it doesn't open either!!!
He keeps pulling to no avail, looks down, and to his amazement sees a man flying up!

As they pass he yells to the guy," Do you know anything about skydiving???"

The guy yells back, "Nooo, do you know anything about gas stoves???"

Last edited by justplugit; 09-22-2007 at 07:03 PM.. Reason: Sp: shoot for chute :smash:

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