that was real funny .....my big laugh! was over "turn your hair to ash"
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but on a sad note...
my brother in law Bill who was my best man
at my wedding had heart trouble then a heart attack and a by pass
surgery that was quite successful and after two years he passed his stress test at the doctor's office with flying colors.
but then my fat ass meddling sister suddenly told him she was gonna sell off all his old golf equipment at a yard sale coming up soon and also that she was planning to hold the high school reunion at their house too....
same attitude as that fat beotch (as in: you have no say in the matter)
imediately after hearing that announcement, Bill had a massive coronary and he fell slumped (deadweight) against the bathroom door preventing her from opening it........no matter how hard she pushed...
after she finally called the paramedics who arrived too late because of how long she struggled fighting the door ....they still managed to zap
him 18 times (clear!!) to get him returned to life in a state of a coma...
he never regained consciousness and the plug got pulled.
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