That old Wise great Striper in the sky
finally got fed up with all the B.S. Cape beach closures for inane reasons... the jacked- up oversand Permit Fees with ever- decreasing legal territory to roam... and the petty exclusivity in who can & can't drive the beach S. of Nauset Inlet... etc., etc.
...Not to mention that Freak night- guard at the Nauset Lot having the nerve to bang on your windows if by some lunacy you decide you want to nap in your vehicle there between sessions at 3 AM in October!
That Great one in the Sky finally answered & attacked these corrupt human forces ruining the unfettered & raw Striper paradise that the 90 miles of Outer Cape sand used to be for many thousands in love with the place...
BY sending a plague of Seals & barrenness under the surf- line besides... that would affect & punish those most that (ultimately) profited then the most $- wise by active beaches!
(i.e., the Politicos, & Townships & Feds & others that used to economically benefit most when beaches full of Stripers used to lure drooling Casters
AND their families from far & away, ready to spend their hard- earned cash in pursuit!
)
These Politicos & Townies still have to live there, prosperous or not! We Casters have our mobility and can & will just chase Stripers & spend our cash in less restrictive & more productive spots/ Coasts elsewhere!
When all 90+ miles of Outer Cape are again legally drivable by Striper- hounds (in non- Summer bathing months at least...) THAT's when the "Great" Striper above will finally make the Seals disappear there, back to WAY North from whence they came... then the bait will return to the shallows... & the hungy Bass as they always did will again follow!
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