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I have gained a certain expertise in boat launching. I would be willing to share my experince and groovy moves with my similairly impaired brethern. to wit:
1. How to guess or eyeball the proper ball size for your trailer, only to guess wrong and have the tongue of the trailer flip up and foward smashing through the barn doors of your Tahoe in front of a group of yacht club yachties whose smirks and asides still haunt your dreams today.
2. Launch you boat without a line attached and watch it go floating into Newport Harbor at 6:00 am with an offshore breeze carry it out the bay.
3. How to talk about a "hot spot" all the way to Newport 1 hour drive only to have it produce nothing.
4. Take out a charter group, catch the first and only fish of the day, a nice 39 incher, while screwing aroung with your spining rig. Then to endure their glares as they catch zip for the next 4 hours.
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