Any Good Memorial Day Stories?

[freebie]

caught my first schoolie of the year, that was fun but not as amusing as watching some guy destroy his prop and probably lower unit trying to troll in some extremely skinny water, what was better is after he hit he kept on trying to drive it out....some people shouldn't have boats

[BlackBeard]

PURE COMEDY At the marina, watching some guy trying to dock. Slammed his pulpit into a piling, people on the float dock hauling arse before he slammed into it...too much over correcting. Some poor slob dumped $500 worth of fuel into his rod holder... Some ding-dong on a pwc caught a plug on his shoulder after being warned of cutting thru where some guys were fishing. But the icing on the cake was watching some @sshat keeping shorts, get busted, then mouthing off, and got piched by the local leo's... I got skunked but the floor show was well worth it.