Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

     

Left Nav S-B Home FAQ Members List S-B on Facebook Arcade WEAX Tides Buoys Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Right Nav

Left Container Right Container
 

Go Back   Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating » Striper Chat - Discuss stuff other than fishing ~ The Scuppers and Political talk » Grumpy Old Pharts Board

Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 11-23-2008, 06:17 PM   #1
Uncle Matt
Registered User
iTrader: (0)
 
Uncle Matt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Landlocked in my own prison
Posts: 1,031
I was a cop in a small town in central Mass when we got a call from a concerned daughter that was worried about her elderly mother who lived alone. Her daughter, calling from N.J. told me her mother calls her every day and she had not heard from her in two days. I go to her house and find the car in the garage, no answer at the door or on the phone and the neighbors have not seen her. I check the windows and see a woman inside lying on the ground. The doors are all locked so I call the ambulance and FD and kick in the door.

I found out the woman was fine and only napping. She has a bad back and was lying on the hard surface. She took her hearing aids out so she could sleep. The medics gave her a once over and I believe they are still laughing at me.

Our towns repaired the door and frame for a few hundred dollars. Oh well, a lesson learned.

"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Matt Groening, Life In Hell
Uncle Matt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2008, 05:03 PM   #2
Pete F.
Canceled
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: vt
Posts: 13,426
Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Matt View Post
I was a cop in a small town in central Mass when we got a call from a concerned daughter that was worried about her elderly mother who lived alone. Her daughter, calling from N.J. told me her mother calls her every day and she had not heard from her in two days. I go to her house and find the car in the garage, no answer at the door or on the phone and the neighbors have not seen her. I check the windows and see a woman inside lying on the ground. The doors are all locked so I call the ambulance and FD and kick in the door.

I found out the woman was fine and only napping. She has a bad back and was lying on the hard surface. She took her hearing aids out so she could sleep. The medics gave her a once over and I believe they are still laughing at me.

Our towns repaired the door and frame for a few hundred dollars. Oh well, a lesson learned.
Don't feel bad about it, they found my father two days after he fell.

Frasier: Niles, I’ve just had the most marvelous idea for a website! People will post their opinions, cheeky bon mots, and insights, and others will reply in kind!

Niles: You have met “people”, haven’t you?

Lets Go Darwin
Pete F. is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:40 AM.


Powered by vBulletin. Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Please use all necessary and proper safety precautions. STAY SAFE Striper Talk Forums
Copyright 1998-20012 Striped-Bass.com