GORY stories???

[BW from AZ]

2yrs ago my brother got a cheep sadiki knock off drove deep into his pinky finger print. stupid move all around. cut the hook off the line, fished a little while longer, he said it didn't hurt but it didn't make me feel any better. we headed in looking for the fire department to remove it. they said they don't do that any more go to the hospital. he drove us to the hospital in boston looking like a couple of homeless men. great service, 2 hours in the waiting room before they take him in back. me, i can fall asleep any where anytime and i did. oh and by the way, i snore, audible from 120 ft away over a hill (documented). well a short time after my nap started they woke me up to see if i was with some one, (remember i looked homeless). after a very short explanation they sent me in back with him. once there i started every one cheering and clapping for who ever got called to see the doctor. even offered to be some guy that must have given up all hope and left just to get in early. when they called in a very old man in a wheel chair i got a real dirty look when i said very loudly he was 21 when he came in here. everyone was having a good time in there except the staff. well wouldn't you know it my brother was called next. they numbed it, cut the meat and pulled it back out, bandaged the finger, good to go. i think they were just trying to get us out of there. a waste of 5 hours except for the nap. what would you expect after a 4 day fishing binge. went back out as we had bait to use up....