This is why I won't post

[numbskull]

Woe to us, such times are these that a man with 400 posts might take Clammer seriously. Lost in the desert we are, I tell ye, excepting Eddy who is probably lost in the dessert. Why this site is a sight that would'th make a fourth grade spelling teacher retch and vomit, methinks. An abhorrent thing, where bait fishermen and spinning rod fairies feel free to pontificate, belching forth their vileness, splendiferously smug in their repugnance. Where canal water s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g unwashed eel fisherman, soulless pogy soaking lowlife, and hormonally contorted plastic plug fisherman hold court, caressing each other's sticky egos while the Great Banished eelSatan smiles approvingly. Alas, or a lass if you got one to spare, sad lonely times are these for us honest, God-fearing, handsome, clean-conscienced fellows with only our large plug collections and a nice inflatable doll to give us comfort. You have done right in leaving, son, ......now go forth and fish wood plugs so ye too shall be saved.....but crush your barbs and release all fish just to be sure.
Amen