Fairly goofy, I guess - but it did put a smile on my face in February - there's a lot to be said for that alone, Rav -
I guess Mrs Crafty finally recognizes the signs of terminal fishing pox after all these years...
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.