Where's Chris L?

[Jenn]

Originally Posted by chris L

Im still alive . I have had to deal with some terrible pain lately . seems my toe nails are larger than my toes . My hair froze and is now angular . I need to wear a hat made of emu feathers that hang straight down and then braid my hair with the feathers . This will strighten out my hair and then I can become a better citizen in society . Im also going to stretching classes to get taller . seems I can cast further if i was 6 in taller and 1 # heavier in the butt . now thats going to help in times where I need that extra height to see them pretty ladies dancing on stage .


If this is offensive to
hang nail sufferers
woman and men with ( what they believe is long hair )
and emu lovers
strippers
short people ( randy newman said it best ) ( edited for my own amusement )

They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time



too bad go fish !!

hello everyone




KILROY WAS HERE

Hey Chris!
I have no idea what I just read there but nice to hear from the man with longer hair than me! Just how do you get it so long? I have been trying for almost three years to get it to grow and its still not down to my a$$ yet!