Joke for today?

[Jimbo]

> A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one
> night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
>
> "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
> asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
> replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
> suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde
> said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just
> paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
> myself in the chest."
>
> "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth,
> and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened,
> I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the
> gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.
> So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."