If NIB had a decent camera he probably would have been on the cover.
If NIB could take pictures as well as he eats muffins he probably would have been on the cover.
If NIB had a nickle for all the fishing tips he could provide he would die from chocolate scone poisoning.
If NIB smokes from the new fish pipe he just might close the doors of PITS.
If NIB heads north the third week of May and I bring a camera he will be on the cover.
If there was an NIB cruise line, then I would be the IT support consultant, and every time he called the office, sfoley78 and paliaso would refuse to talk to him!
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