Bash'em.... Favorite Fishing Quotes!!!

[DZ]

Some of my favorites:

"We'll take the car and drive all night. We'll get drunk. We'll go fishing and stay away until she's gone."
Sam the Piano Player from the film Casablanca. (Sam is offering this advice to Humphrey Bogart as an antidote to Bogie's broken heart.)


"If you believe breeding in warm shallow water is strictly for the fishes, you haven't tried it in a hot tub."
Dr. Paul Quinnett


"It was considered an act of courtesy not to ask where someone caught their bass, if you did you deserved a lie."
Dennis Zambrotta from "The Snowstorm Blitz"

[Nebe]

"I catch nuttin but weeds"- Backeye

[ThrowingTimber]

"oh *blank*, dont worry about *blank*, he's no threat to the species." - cant say.

Thats about as big as a fish that big gets. -unknown

Drifting eels on block, on a 3way with a release clip, chuggin' a corona, Jim V. says what you cant do two things at once? nope gotta concentrate on one.

"Ham and egger." T.O

"Greenhorn boat" anything with a canvas sunbrella clammer

"monster Poster, schoolie killer."

[Van]

It's not that the fish was small, just that the distance between its head and tail wasn't very much----Bill Dance---

Fishing IS a matter of life or death... This in on my refrigerator by an
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