Obama GOP debate

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Originally Posted by JohnnyD

What we really need is a WrestleMania-style Royal Rumble. Empty the reflecting pool, and that will be the "ring". Last man standing gets a one-on-one Cage match against Obama inside the Lincoln Memorial - the Lincoln statue will give awesome opportunities for flying-backflip sumo splashes.

By crazy luck, the cage match turns out to be McCain vs. Obama - a grudge match for the history books. During the match, McCain gains the upper hand using a metal folding chair that was "accidentally" left behind the Lincoln statue (read: the GOP hid it there the night before).

Obama is down and stunned - will McCain take the easy victory and pin Obama? Look at this folks!! McCain lifts Obama over his head and is taunting the Liberals, McCain yells "Who's your Lord and Savior now? Praise me Bitches!!!!" and then throws Obama to the ground. McCain covers up and the ref starts counting "One!!! Twoooo!!!! Thr......"

Who's that on top of Lincoln?!? Oh my, it's SCOTT BROWN!! The ref is confused as to what's going on and doesn't see Brown. It looks like Brown is preparing for his signature "Flying Death Stomp for Liberals" as we saw him perform on Coakley earlier this year. Scott goes airborn, BUT HE COMES DOWN ON MCCAIN!!!!! What is going on?!?

Brown has knocked McCain completely unconscious. He has flipped Obama onto McCain and the ref looks over at the two, just as Brown slips out the back door. "One... Two.... THREEE!!!!!" And Obama wins.

It looks like the Democrats pulled a fast one on the world, folks. No one could believe they were as incompetent as they showed by losing the MA election. Well it looks like that was the plan all along.


Tune in next week where we'll find out the mysterious connection between Brown and Obama. Also, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi takes on Ann Coulter in our very first "Oiled String-Bikini" match - you *won't* want to miss that one.

Good Night Folks!

Your getting better and better, JohnnyD.