Is it true that you can catch crabs from sitting on a public toilet seat? I always cover the seat with paper, but I have to assume they can rip through the paper and hop a ride.
I ask because after my trip to Vegas, I had crabs, even though the hooker assured me she was clean. I figured it had to be from a toilet seat then.
The most logical answer is that "she" was a "he" and yes, "he" did catch them from a toilet seat.
I doubt "he" got them in Vegas though, they keep things pretty clean in those parts. It's good for the family business.
As usual though I am a day late 
Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
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