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03-16-2013, 06:30 AM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,550
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03-18-2013, 03:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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The Sensuous Wife
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued…
"Well, go look in the garage..."
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07-17-2013, 10:39 AM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Four elderly ladies are going for a ride.
Elsie is driving and goes through a red light.
Clara sitting in the back seat wants to say something about it but doesn't.
Elsie continues to drive through 3 more red lights and Clara feels the need to warn her.
She says, "Elsie do you know you drove through 4 red lights???
Elsie says, " Am I driving ????? "
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" Choose Life "
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07-21-2013, 02:05 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Four elderly guys had been playing cards together every Friday for years.
One night one of the players said to the another, " I'm sorry, could you tell me your
name, I forgot it.
The other player paused awhile and said, "Can you give me some time?"
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" Choose Life "
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07-29-2015, 12:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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A Navy Seal walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art Apple iWatch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Navy man smirks, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."
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