Cluck cluck

[Raven]

one day i had just about enough of this one ROOSTER
he loved to annoy me... he was a stalker
every morning he was 10-15 minutes earlier
with his dammed CROWING...
so darn LOUD it would curl your toes

so i decided to scare him real good
and i snuck up on him in the little tree
outside my house while it was still dark

I waited and waited for the very first ray of sunshine
watching his every move until he started to wake up
and i crowed so loud the whole friggan valley heard me
and there was feather's on the ground heh heh

[Guppy]

Originally Posted by Raven

one day i had just about enough of this one ROOSTER
he loved to annoy me... he was a stalker
every morning he was 10-15 minutes earlier
with his dammed CROWING...
so darn LOUD it would curl your toes

so i decided to scare him real good
and i snuck up on him in the little tree
outside my house while it was still dark

I waited and waited for the very first ray of sunshine
watching his every move until he started to wake up
and i crowed so loud the whole friggan valley heard me
and there was feather's on the ground heh heh

Good one.
You didn't start chasing the hens did you? :-)

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