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02-28-2002, 09:09 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
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...by the way, what kind do you own??...the sandal, I imagine.
...do you have any "WAR" stories about sandals you'd like to share?.....Or have they never failed you?....
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02-28-2002, 09:15 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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The story on the Korker situation starts at the bottom of page 273
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02-28-2002, 09:22 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
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A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home
and left her, hoping she would be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a
tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a
window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly
started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive
nurses immediately rushed up to
catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly
started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses
rushed back and once more brought her
back upright. This went on all morning.
Later, the family arrived to see how the old
woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied.
"Except they won't let me fart."
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:34 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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some one liners for ya.......
......". I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with. "....
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:35 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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"...A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home. ..."
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:36 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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....."During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel ....."
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:37 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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"....One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early." ....."
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:38 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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......"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. ......"
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:39 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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......"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. ....."
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:40 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
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......"I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend......"
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... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 09:42 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
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....."When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."
The words of Rodney Dangerfield...... 
....more to come... |
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02-28-2002, 10:07 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Sorry, I came here so I must post.
SO far Korkers have been good to me, but I am certain that others have pushed them much harder than I...........
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02-28-2002, 10:12 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
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......Ok, I'll steal it...... |
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02-28-2002, 11:37 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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When you just drop in you don't always have time to grab the next page.
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02-28-2002, 12:45 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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post until you get there....... |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 01:37 PM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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That's the ticket
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02-28-2002, 02:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: OUTDOORS/ Fairhaven,Ma.
Posts: 1,989
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Here and gone  |
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02-28-2002, 03:22 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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Zing!
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH! 
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02-28-2002, 03:40 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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Ok, last Dangerfield liner.....
....."My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair"...... |
... it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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02-28-2002, 06:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: OUTDOORS/ Fairhaven,Ma.
Posts: 1,989
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Ok this thread is to end tonight? Or should I say the contest ends tonight? If that is so lets see who can post the last post at 12:00
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02-28-2002, 06:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: OUTDOORS/ Fairhaven,Ma.
Posts: 1,989
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Here and gone again!  |
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02-28-2002, 10:15 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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Where is
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:16 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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the rest
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:16 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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of the
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:17 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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LOONEYS?
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:17 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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Did everyone give up?
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:18 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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Or burnout?
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:19 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
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.....278.....
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:23 PM
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MasterMisanthrope
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wrentham Bassachusetts
Posts: 532
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Well I tried........nightall.
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PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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02-28-2002, 10:23 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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i got the 15000 th view...lol
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of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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