The Longest Thread in History

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Tattoo.....WHO???....

....does he still post on here?...

Ok....Red......G'-nite...

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...A CHUNKERS' NIGHTMARE........


....A BLOOOO SPIDERCRAB!!!!....

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....THIS NEXT CRAB + a size 4/0 hook + 3 - 4 oz. sinker =


...TAUTOG!!

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....Remember those nights when you couldn't keep a chunk on for NO time at all...???

....and ya asked yourself, "How the heck can they clean my hook so fast?"

.....here's your answer..
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.... I can't seem to put page 5 to rest!!!......

....ok....you asked for it!!!.....

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...check out the name of this "crab" shack....

...they kind of go together, don't they?...

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...I thought I was BAD!!

...Can you believe theres a crab on the "TOP TEN MOST WANTED" LIST???...


.....Yessiree!!.....THE "CHINESE MITTEN CRAB"....


-------ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS----------

...Since 1990 increasing numbers of mitten crabs have been collected from the intake screens from Lots Road power station, Chelsea. These records indicate that Eriocheir sinensis is now well established in the River Thames and the population is probably increasing. In fact anecdotal evidence suggests that population numbers of this crab in the Thames have increased dramatically in recent years. If continued, such an increase in the Thames Chinese mitten crab population could have potentially harmful environmental effects.

The mitten crab is known to burrow into river banks and therefore may represent a hazard to river and other freshwater engineering projects. The crab is capable of emerging from water and crossing dry land to enter new river systems. This invasion could eventually threaten freshwater habitats currently occupied by populations of our native crayfish Austropotamobius pallipes.

Can You Help?

Our research is ongoing so therefore we would be most grateful for your help. Examples of the type of information we want to know are:


Where and when was the crab seen or caught?
Did you see any other crabs in the same area?
Were they alive or dead?
Do you know what sex they were?
(Males have a V-shaped abdomen and females have a U-shaped abdomen)
What was their approximate size?

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.....According to what I read, they're invading the West Coast right now!!!...

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oh.....you wanna know what it looks like?.....

ok....

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.....DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE EAST COAST ......."SHERRIF"??...

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......OK already, I'm goin to bed.......zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

....but before I go......I'm leaving a challenge behind!....

...page 5 belonged to the Crab family.....


.........BEAT IT!! ..

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Wow!!...the 9th Wonder of the World speaks!!!.......

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hey......iz ya cravin' pickles and mustard yet?.....

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......Peeek a Bloooo......I see you!!!......

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...There's a new one in progress....


.....I heard S-B hired a six figure chemist to produce some kinda new "Striper-Attractant"....

......I'm gonna sneak into headquarters....and see if I can get a "doodle" of this ...so called chemist!!...

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that picture must have been taken after lunch......the water's so dang dirty.....

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.....hey Tat, Im curious.....

who's the Artist behind that skin flick?....

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...the other day, the day of the other was the one who made a post that followed a day of posting on a different day....so which day is different when you post on that day, that followed the post of the day?....

.....ok, I can't make sense, thats why I'm still lookin for work....

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...Wow Slip, I only have about 600 more to go!!!!!!!!!

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...or is that 599...??.....

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...I have an idea.....

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....Ummmmm.......I forget so darn fast!!!......

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......ummm.......John.....where do you have the pictures of the Plug thingy.....at Slip's house.....???

....when I go into the search screen, what do I punch in ???.....


.....I tried "front page"....because I thought I remembered you saying you had a new frontpage layout, and a couple of pictures were on it......One of a Handsome Crab!!!....

....kiddin of course, I was just wondering what ever happend to em'....


..Thanks in advance.

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.....ummm somebody stop me please!!!.....I'm dominating page 9!!...and I'm not into Dominatrix Stuff!!....

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...hee hee hee......Scratch that....


...page 9 is history.

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I got about another half hour.....


....page 10......open up, HERE I COME!!!....

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....Just a little heads up for any "bootleggers" out there.....

....I heard that the new XP- OS...has a radio button that sends a signal back to you know who.....ratting you out!!!.....so watch out!!!.....

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...Guess Who???.....

...hey John, or anyone else who can help me on this one......


....I've figured out how to "attach" an image with the Browse at the bottom of the screen....but how do you use the other feature??....so it doesn't say......

"Blah Blah Blah, has attached this image:"


....I'm thinking you have to type in the full path of the picture from your CPU....but can someone please give me a play by play on how...I'm soooooooo......GREEN!!

.....one more thing...:

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....If you would, I'd appreciate it if you did it like this......

..."I have my pictures stored in the MY DOCUMENTS folder, under the MY PICTURES folder.....so what I type in is.....blah blah blah.."

...know what I mean?....

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....Sometimes I need to be held by the hand.....

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.......Or the claws!.....


....ummm.....I was also wondering, how many posts does it take to fill a page?....

....I'm guessing it depends on the size of each post eh?...