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[bloocrab]

....Just a little heads up for any "bootleggers" out there.....

....I heard that the new XP- OS...has a radio button that sends a signal back to you know who.....ratting you out!!!.....so watch out!!!.....

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[bloocrab]

...Guess Who???.....

...hey John, or anyone else who can help me on this one......


....I've figured out how to "attach" an image with the Browse at the bottom of the screen....but how do you use the other feature??....so it doesn't say......

"Blah Blah Blah, has attached this image:"


....I'm thinking you have to type in the full path of the picture from your CPU....but can someone please give me a play by play on how...I'm soooooooo......GREEN!!

.....one more thing...:

[bloocrab]

....If you would, I'd appreciate it if you did it like this......

..."I have my pictures stored in the MY DOCUMENTS folder, under the MY PICTURES folder.....so what I type in is.....blah blah blah.."

...know what I mean?....

[bloocrab]

....Sometimes I need to be held by the hand.....

[bloocrab]

.......Or the claws!.....


....ummm.....I was also wondering, how many posts does it take to fill a page?....

....I'm guessing it depends on the size of each post eh?...

[bloocrab]

...Aren't you guys sick of seeing that Bloocrab Icon on the side of your screen???.....

...Feel free to jump in anytime!!!.....

[bloocrab]

....Ok, back to a serious note.......


LA !

[OX]

JR......why don't hte post numbers advance?
Bloocrab has 21 posts in a row and it only advances him 1.

[bloocrab]

......What da ya mean I CAN'T DRINK DURING "MY" NINE MONTHS!!!.....

[bloocrab]

....THANKS FOR BREAKING THIS UP OX....


...I was wondering that myself, I think it takes time to replicate to the server....... LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT....HA!...

....its OK though, I aint' lookin for numbers, just having some fun...

[bloocrab]

......Ummm, by the way.....Tattoo...

..I WANT MY SHIRT BACK, WHEN YOUR THROUGH WITH IT!!!

[bloocrab]

YEAH, OK BRUCE........DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WERE SAFE???


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[bloocrab]

.....anyone else Daring enough to post a picture on here?.......


.......hmmmmmmmmm....let me check the Acrhives....hee hee hee

[bloocrab]

....UH OH......


......I found this on another site, before he became the infamous BassMaster....

....he was known as .........

......FLASHMASTER!!! .....

[bloocrab]

.....Somewhere Over the Rainbow.......Stripers are thinking about coming back here....


.....HURRY HURRY HURRY!~!!!!.......HEY GOTSTRIPES, YOU STILL CATCHIN?......

[bloocrab]

...Yeah, I know......I'm NO Luke....but, hey.....I'm just tryin to put some smiles out there......


.....OK....Gotta go.....someone else take over........But leave me out of it!!!......LOLOL......


...Besides, the half hour I talked about earlier is waaaaay over!!.... .....sheeeeeeehs, time flys on here!!!....

[bloocrab]

......I'm DISAPPOINTED!!!!.....


I just backed up to the Main Page....and 5 other members were listed!!!......and NO replys to my silly A$$ posts.....


.....SHEESH!! you guys got any sense of humor, or what???....


......Don't ya ever do anything SILLY???....


.....I EVER TELL YOU GUYS......

I WAS THE AFTER HOURS......HOOLA HOOP CHAMPION???....

[GBOUTDOORS]

BLA BLA BLA. This is getting BOARING

[GBOUTDOORS]

Lets see we have 155 posts to this thread and 755 views. If every one that views posts we would be doing great. Lets go posts are just as easy as views. But then some just like to watch

[bloocrab]

Hey GB.......I got an idea.......


.....Of the guys on the CH list, who-ever doesn't post at least.....ummmm 25 times ......which isn't much ....by say ummmm.......TOMORROW!!!.....Kick em' off the Boat!!....



......and of the Fellas who are going to the Reeel Deeel, the same "threat".......BUT!!......If your going to attend both of them....you have to double up on the posts!!.....



......How's that for MOTIVATION?....

[bloocrab]

...Its about 3/4 of an hour to Low tide, I arrive on the rocks....carefully place my equipment down as I take the last sip of coffee. (I can't drink coffee while fishing ..always afraid of wasting time!!)...I cautiously slide down towards the seaweed covered rocks, to where the mussel beds start. I then proceed to stomp some of the mussel bed sections....(these are those tiny mussels that grow like algae)....I try to do it where the tide is going to help me out. Meaning the last 3/4 hr. of the outgoing tide will hopefully be enough to send the "flavour" of the mussel beds to the depths where "MY" fish are...
......I then proceed to start cutting some crabs

[bloocrab]

...back to the mussel beds. There are much more than just mussels being crushed here. There is a vast amount of life and "SCENT" that I'm intending to use as attractant. Some of you will probably think that I'm hurting the Ecological System, but any kind of natural bait...is effecting it in some way. Feel free to express your feelings on this.

[Slipknot]

Bloocrab, LMAO those are funny.

Good job.
Now , you need to get paid for that stuff.
maybe there's an opening at a cartoon place.
I have a neighbor that wants to start his own comic book but now his job is tileman's helper. He once worked with me , he ahs talent and you do too.

[bloocrab]

...Ok .....so now I grab my coffee cup (yeah, I know I said I'm done drinking when I arrive to fish)....but shut up and listen!!

....If there is any coffee remaining, its dumped out. I save the cup for my next exercise. An exercise I wish many other anglers would adopt. I place the cup in a secure location and cut my crabs above it. Trying to get as many of the legs into the cup as possible. The ones that don't make it, get picked up and dropped inside. You don't know how many times I've arrived at my destination....( "my destination"..like I'm gonna tell you where! )...and there are crab legs all over the rocks and surrounding areas
...Some Idiots tend to think that just because they came from a crab, they're not littering. NOT TRUE!!...Its bad enough many fishermen/fisherwomen discard they're Hook Cartons, Dunkin' Donut cups...plastic crab bags, etc...etc... I could go on....but SHEEEEEESH!!!!.....you'd think they would have the common sense to know that they're wasting "CHUM"....

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by bloocrab
......What da ya mean I CAN'T DRINK DURING "MY" NINE MONTHS!!!.....

Ah HA, I see there's a little controversy in the Tattoo household. What a good husband giving up drinking while the wife has to
Ya get any sympathy morning sickness yet?

[bloocrab]

...YOU THINK I'M NUTS??...DO YA?....

...I can't say how many times, just for arguements sake...I've tested my theory by leaving or actually hooking a leg or two on my hook, just to see the effect.


.....HELLO MR. TAUTOG!!......


....trust me, throw the legs into the Ocean!!!....for one, the land owners will appreciate it or at least the place will look that much more cleaner. And two, it won't hurt, only help your chances of getting fish.

[bloocrab]

Originally posted by bloocrab
...I've tested my theory by leaving or actually hooking a leg or two on my hook,....

If your reading this carefully, which your NOT!....you would have noticed that I said that sometimes I leave the legs on. That is when the bite is slow, I feel it helps a bit. Kind of like wiggling a lure, I believe the legs help entice the fish. But when they're biting, I chop the legs off. I don't want the fish pulling on the legs while I'm pulling on the rod....know what I mean?...

[bloocrab]

... The second reason that I sometimes leave the legs on ......is



....LAZINESS!!!

.....sometimes when the bite is heavy...and I go through crabs quickly....I just grab a crab quickly and split em' down the middle..and on the hook he goes. But if I start missin' fish.....OFF WITH THEIR LEGS!!.....

[bloocrab]

...sorry for boring you guys/gals with my story, but when I posted the Sherrif picture of the tautog in a previous post. It got me daydreaming of goin' for Tautog!!.....and then GB posted that enormous Boar, and don't ask me why....but, it reminded me of a Tautog too....

......do you think its cabin fever setting in??....

[bloocrab]

...ummmm.....ya ever get the feeling your talking to yourself???...



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