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Old 02-17-2002, 11:18 PM   #1
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bad jokes huh
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:18 PM   #2
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how do you know when its really cold?? when a politician has his hands in his own pockets

yep....thats pretty cold! LOL

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Old 02-17-2002, 11:18 PM   #3
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Thank goodness!! In the immortal words of Donny and Marie Osmond - "Goodnight Everybody!!!"



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Old 02-17-2002, 11:19 PM   #4
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Now I'm just pissed

she's getting fired up now!!!!
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:19 PM   #5
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why are lawyers buried 60ft under??? because deep down there good people
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HA!HA! that one was good!
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:21 PM   #7
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we taking this to 2000?????????

I will if you will.....
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:22 PM   #8
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but your little goose fingers are gonna have to type faster than that LOL
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:22 PM   #9
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sounds good ta me
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:23 PM   #10
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only 54 more to go!
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:23 PM   #11
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gotta learn to type with two instead of one
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:25 PM   #12
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hey I type with two.....one of the left and one on the right!!!!!

I wonder if there is such a thing as a hunt and peck typing competition???? I bet I would have a good chance at winning that!!!
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:26 PM   #13
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fifty-one.....


wanna bet on whos going to get the 2000th post?????
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:27 PM   #14
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well it better happen before 12.....or I will have to quit! thats my cut off point...
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:28 PM   #15
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forty nine left


and we hit page 131
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:28 PM   #16
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GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS ANY BODY WANNA HERE A POLISH JOKE? THE GUY AT THE DOOR ROLLES HIS EYES AND SAYS HEY BUDDY IM POLISH AND SEE THAT 300PD BOUNCER OVER THERE HES POLISH SEE THE 7FT CHEF HES POLISH NOW U STILL WANNA TELL THAT POLISH JOKE?? THE GUY SAYS NAW I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT THREE TIMES
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:29 PM   #17
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i know how dull and boring....but this IS the longest thread we are going for, right???
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:30 PM   #18
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I dont get it!!

Just kiddin...but yes...I am! LOL
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:31 PM   #19
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I kinda feel bad here.....you are entertaining me and all I can do is babble.....
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:31 PM   #20
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ALOTTA SNOW UP NORTH
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:33 PM   #21
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as long as there is a lotta snow in two weeks I will be happy! Cant believe that will be our last trip though........went so quick!
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:34 PM   #22
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red and blue are to purple as yellow anf blue are too.....??????
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Why is it that sometimes when I go on here it'll read 110 pages then it'll change to 98
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:35 PM   #24
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beats me!!!! I am computer illiterate....all I know I learned by accident!
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sorry...had to get me a cup-o-tea.....
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:39 PM   #27
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is it supposed to snow tonite>>>>>> I dont think its doing anything out there right now!!!
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:41 PM   #28
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c'mon 2000!


they are NOT gfoing to be happy with me at work in the morning!!! (pretty darn ugly when I dont get enough shut eye) not really tired right now,,,,,,,but I know the morning will come quickly!
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ok...1965.....only 35 left to go.....
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Old 02-17-2002, 11:43 PM   #30
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hey Jenn i got a good one for you. SisterMary is in the shower when the door bell rings.She yells, Who is it? ''' its the blind man'''. She figures he won't see her naked so she gets out of the shower and opens the door. "" Hey nice boobs , sister!!
Where did you want these blinds.
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