Prize - one plug of
MY chosing
Object - to rid me of this Clam Rake Avatar that has cursed me this year (Thanks Links'

). You must design a new avatar for me.
Rules - nothing inappropriate, must be avatar size 120x120 or less, gif or jpg, nothing illegal or immoral, or poking fun at my big boneness (

), but preferably humorous.
Time - today is the 3rd - say January 15th.
While a vote by board members will be highly considered for the winning avatar, I reserve the right to NOT throw myself under the bus....
So dust off your Photoshop and Fire away