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Old 07-22-2005, 08:46 AM   #1
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Junk Mail

I'm sick or all the junk mail I get everyday. I'm gonna try this.

When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?
It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before! the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently
getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea !

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Old 07-22-2005, 12:56 PM   #2
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I've done this before, it's fun
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Old 07-22-2005, 03:50 PM   #3
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Im gonna do it ....great idea
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Old 07-22-2005, 04:37 PM   #4
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next time i see U we will make believe U are the kid out side my door askin me a friggen question

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Old 07-22-2005, 04:41 PM   #5
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They pay people(not much) to process any return mail.Trust me they won't be annoyed or overwhelmed.If what's in the envelope doesn't have the promise of profit it goes straight to the shredder without a second thought.Its prepaid postage they don't care they've already paid for it regardless of what you do with it.

All my junk mail goes straight to the shredder.Why waist anymore time than I have to even if it means just a walk out the mailbox.
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